July 16, 2016

"It's time to take over the world. Except for Japan, they've known about this for centuries." 

I get it, it’s a scary thing changing up your already complex skincare routine. All you want is something simple so you can wake up with perfect skin and selfie wiht the hashtag #wokeuplikethis. So here I am. Truth is, you need me, and here's why: 

1: Matcha (Ma-cha).

Starbucks is using it. The Japanese swear by it. It's better for you in the morning than a cup of dffee and you can even make guilt-free chocolate cake with it. What is it: specially grown green tea leaves, plucked by buddhist monks and stone ground into a fine powder. Just like you know Green Tea is amazing, matcha is 130x more powerful. (Read: now we know why Japanese women look so amazing!)  It’s what everyone’s talking about now and it’s my key ingredient. The talc-like texture of matcha penetrates deep into the layers of your skin to stimulate blood flow, reactivate skin cells, reduce UV damage and the breakdown of collagen, detox and target bacterial infections. So things like, wrinkles, eczema, acne and sun damage can chill. 

Caution: I like turning white towels green until washed (it’s ok, they just be jealous). Solution: use green towels. 

2: Natural Ingredients for natural bitches. 
And even for those closet-bitches. I don’t contain parabens, sulphates, preservatives, PEGS, SLS. If you wouldn't eat it, then why would you put it on your skin? Thats why all my ingredients are natural and basic - so you know exactly what they are. 

3: Gold medalists only.
Winner winner, chicken dinner? If it’s not a superpower ingredient, than it’s not coming near me. Thats why I’ve chosen the best performers in skincare to mingle alongside me. Organic Cold-pressed Virgin Coconut Oil, Raw Cane sugar, Natural Vitamin E, Natural Sea Salt, Grape Seed Oil and Peppermint Oil. Check out what bitches are saying about me here.   

4: One Product to rule them all. 
I’ll love you from top to toe in more ways than one and the BF will thank you for removing that dreaded product confusion when you ask him to pass the anti-wrinkle night moisturising oil with snakeskin venom. I’m a body scrub in a brown bag. But I’m also your face scrub, lip scrub, bath soak, muscle soak, depression-buster, confidence-booster, and moisturiser. After all, we all know women rule at multitasking. 

5: You weren't born to clean. 
I’m not a high maintenance bitch. Less cleaning of the shower of bath as my ingredients dissolve in water meaning you’ve got more time to find the perfect outfit and get those eyebrows on fleek. I’m also here give you the lowdown on the essentials in life like how to be the bitch (without being a bitch), like dress code, makeup, skincare and lifestyle tips. Because, once you start to feel sexy in your own skin, then the confidence to get what you want in life will unfold. 

Babe credit: Feature image from Barbora Yoga and silky soft skin is our star, Ella Ferdinands. 

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